{"id":475,"date":"2012-09-05T19:33:16","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T19:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/?p=475"},"modified":"2012-09-12T13:42:57","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T13:42:57","slug":"i-might-have-been-able-to-make-it-to-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/2012\/09\/05\/i-might-have-been-able-to-make-it-to-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"I might have been able to make it to Canada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Weeks go by when there is nothing interesting to blog about and then there is a day like today.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/alert.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-476\" title=\"alert\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/alert.jpg?resize=225%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/alert.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/alert.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/alert.jpg?w=1944&amp;ssl=1 1944w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/alert.jpg?w=1280 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was headed across campus at 1 to have lunch with my wife. The emergency alert system suddenly activates:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Evacuate Grand Forks, Evacuate Grand Forks, you will be given further instructions.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Strange I thought. I have actually evacuated once, but that happened in the middle of the night because of a flood. What could this be? We seem an unlikely target for some kind of military action. Not exactly a high value target.<\/p>\n<p>Two possibilities seemed most likely; 1) students from a rival institution had hacked the system possibly related to the potato bowl this weekend (yes, we have a potato bowl), 2) an ammonia tanker in the rail yard had ruptured.<\/p>\n<p>It occurred to me that we were playing a team from the west coast with which we have little history so hacking the system reserved for emergencies seemed something you would save for a rival. The ammonia thing seemed a possibility so I searched for the instructions that were promised. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to have lunch.<\/p>\n<p>The explanation came 40 minutes later.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial;\">The emergency message asking people to evacuate Grand Forks should was intended to be a siren tone test only. A siren-only test is sounded the first Wednesday of each month at 1 p.m. \u00a0The Emergency Management Office apologizes for any inconvenience.<\/span><br \/>\n<!--EndFragment--><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You can tell the person writing this announcement was excited. Now, aside from thinking too many people had to be consulted before someone bothered to explain, I am fascinated by this image I now have of the preprogrammed emergency box.<\/p>\n<p>What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Button one &#8211; this is a test<\/p>\n<p>Button two &#8211; evacuate Grand Forks<\/p>\n<p>Button three &#8211; head for the basement<\/p>\n<p>Button four &#8211; head for higher ground<\/p>\n<p>Do you think that in an emergency someone might issue a confusing message or not know what to say? Hence, all emergency messages had to be carefully worded and preprogrammed.<\/p>\n<p>I now think they need a button with the message &#8220;Whoops &#8211; my bad. Never mind!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weeks go by when there is nothing interesting to blog about and then there is a day like today. I was headed across campus at 1 to have lunch with my wife. The emergency alert system suddenly activates: Evacuate Grand &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/2012\/09\/05\/i-might-have-been-able-to-make-it-to-canada\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":487,"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions\/487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.learningaloud.com\/curmudgeonspeaks\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}