Curmudgeon Rules for Halloween Trick or Treating

The curmudgeon is home handing out halloween goodies.

I have decided there is one group of individuals that annoys me. They are not into the spirit of trick or treating. These individuals are likely middle school kids and come to my door without a costume and with a pillow case expecting a handful of snickers bars or tootsie rolls.

I have decided that certain rules show good faith. If you show up at my door, you must:

  • be wearing a costume, or
  • come with a parent.

I do have a solution – two bowls of goodies. For the kids with costumes or parents – one bowl has candy. For the other group – this bowl has boxes of raisins.

Have a safe halloween. (the curmudgeon)

 

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